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More “Wyoming Jokes”

  1. What state asks the most questions?… “Why” oming! (Grammar Jokes)
  2. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about Teton Range?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Wyoming Mountains)
  4. Wyoming, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  5. A couple in Wyoming had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Baby Jokes)
  6. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Wyoming plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!” (Horse Jokes)
  7. If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Wyoming. (Cow Jokes)
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… Wyoming!… Wyoming who?… Wyoming so mean to me!
  9. Why did the Wyoming teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did Wyoming see?… the same thing Arkansas.