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Top Joke Pages:
- Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it!
- If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?…Stop for lunch.
- How do you start a fire using two pieces of wood?… Make sure one is a matchstick.
- The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling.
- In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
- Did you hear the one about the geologist?… He took his wife for granite so she left him! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How did the geology student drown?… His grades were below C-level
- What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?… A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. (Chemistry Jokes)
- Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this! Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
- What do you do with a dead geologists?… Barium. (Chemistry Jokes)