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Top Joke Pages:
- Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite fall sport is fencing. (Fall Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a fencing athlete and the Invisible Man?… Fencing like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella so bad at fencing?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the mummy fencing coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where do fencing athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Geography Jokes & Top 50 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Why was the skeleton always left out in a fencing match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why can’t foil fencers work as morticians?… Because every time they find a dead spot they want to change the client’s jacket.
- How can you tell that your dance partner at a masked ball is a fencer… Because after three minutes he shakes your hand, turns on his heel, and walks away.
- Let’s go fencing because all other sports are pointless.
- Fencers don’t mess around, they get straight to the point.
- I got into a fight with a foil fencer, it’s still kind of a sore subject.
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite winter sport is fencing. (Winter Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Spring Jokes)
- Fence Company Sign: Our favorite summer sport is fencing. (Summer Jokes)