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December Jokes / Top 10 December Jokes

  1. Top 10 December Jokes: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
  2. Top 10 Fall JokesHumpty Dumpty had a great fall – hope you do too!
  3. Top 10 Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  4. December 4th: National Cookie DayWhen should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  5. Top 10 Christmas Tree Jokes: What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
  6. Top 10 Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  7. Top 10 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
  8. December 8th: National Brownie Day: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
  9. December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
  10. What month has the worst GPA?… “D” cember!
  11. Top 10 Reindeer JokesWhat did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  12. Top 10 Santa Jokes: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
  13. December 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes)
  14. Top 10 Elf JokesWhy was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
  15. Top 10 Christmas Knock Knock JokesKnock, knock!… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah good Christmas joke?
  16. December 15th: Top 10 Bill of Rights Day Jokes: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
  17. Top 10 Frosty the Snowman JokesWhat do Professor Hinkle and a hockey player have in common… The both love hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes)
  18. Top 10 Christmas Wreath JokesSo for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  19. December 21st: Top 10 Winter Solstice Jokes: Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  20. December 21st: 1st Day of Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  21. December 24th: Top 10 Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  22. December 25th: 101 Christmas JokesWhy does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  23. December 31st: Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  3. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
  4. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  5. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)