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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Back To School jokes.
- Lawn Sign on the First Day of School: Dear Teachers, Tag your it! Love the Parents.
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.
- Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework.
- Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was!
- A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.
The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either. - Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home? Student: The police would make you bring it back!
- Teacher: What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mother’s day? Student: The school bus!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, do your homework!
- Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school. Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
- The first day of school wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school.
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the 1st day of school — no homework!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-2! B-2 who?…. B-2 school on time!
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