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- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite country?… AARRRRGGHentina! (Geography Jokes)
- What type of pirate testifies in court?… An “Aye” “Aye” Witness! (Pirate Jokes)
- Do you know any good pirate jokes?… Neither do Ayyye!
- How do pirates talk to each other?… Aye to aye!
- What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain?… Nothing, it just waved! (Geography Jokes)
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
- Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? & Spelling Lists)
- What happened when Red Beard fell in the Deep Blue Sea?… He got marooned.
- Why should pirates work for FedEx?… They have the fastest ships in the shipping business.
- How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?… An arm and a leg. (Biology Jokes)
- When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… When it’s on sail. (Black Friday Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- Have you heard about the new pirate movie?… It’s rated AARRRRGGH! )Family Movies)
- How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?… A-buck-an-ear3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
- What’s every pirate’s favorite flavor potato chip?… Barrrrrrbeque
- What’s the pirate’s favorite restaurant?… Trick question because it’s either Jolly Roger or Long John Silver’s.
- What’s the pirate’s favorite movie?… Booty and the Beast. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t you ever see a pirate cry?… When they do, it’s a private tear!
- What is the official mascot of of Pi Day?… the PI – rate! (Pi Day Jokes)
- What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?… Relationships! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite state? Arrrrkansas (Top 50 State Jokes)
- What kind of socks does a pirate wear?… AARRRRGGHyle!
- If Blackbeard played sports who would he play for?… Either the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Pittsburg Pirates. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- How do pirates make their money?… By hook or by crook.
- Why do pirates make excellent fishermen?… They know how to hook the big ones. (Fishing Jokes for Kids)
- Why are pirates called pirates?… They just aRRRRRRRR,
- Why don’t pirates use a safe deposit box?… They put their valuables in Davy Jones’ Locker.
- What does a pirate wear for Halloween?… A pumpkin patch! (Top Halloween Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
- How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply?… Because it was on sail. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why did the pirate not learn how to bowl?… He had a severe hook. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- What are the only notes a pirate can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes)
- What shivers at the bottom of the sea?… a nervous wreck (Psychology Jokes)
- Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank?… They’ll just wash up on shore later. (Geography Jokes)
- Have you heard about the new pirate movie?… It’s rated AARRRRRR because of all the booty!
- What does a pirate say when he takes over santa’s job?… Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy (Cookie Jokes for Kids)
- When boxing, what’s a pirate’s favorite punch? Left hook. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?… Because they insist there are 7 Cs! (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? & Spelling Lists)
- What’s a pirate’s least favorite animal?… Beaver. (Animal Jokes)
- Why aren’t there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones’ Locker?… Dead men sell no snails!
- Where do pirates buy their sketch pads?… Arrrrrrrt Supply Store.
- What kind of look does a pirate give right before walking off the ship?… Plank stare.
- How does a pirate tell his matey he’ll watch for him?… I’ll keep an eye out for you. (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What a pirate’s 2 favorite letters?… Arrrr and Seaaaa. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? & Spelling Lists)
- What did the Pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?… I’d like to buy an Aye!
- How much did the pirate’s ear-rings cost?… A-buck-an-ear
- What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?… Shiver me timbers!
- What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?… HIGH SEAS! (Teacher Jokes)
- What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?… His booty! (Biology Jokes)
- Why does a pirate’s phone go beep beep beep beep beep?… because he left it off the hook!
- Why can’t pirates play cards?… Because they’re always standing on the deck!
- What is a pirate’s favorite subject?… Arrrrrrt.
- How do pirates know they exist?… They think, therefore they arrrr.
- How much did the pirate pay for his peg-leg and hook?… An arm and a leg. (Biology Jokes)
- What’s a pirate’s second-choice job?… an arrrrrrchitect!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite letter of the alphabet?… arrrr (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week)
- What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation?… A cAARRRRGGH! (Massachusetts Jokes)
- What Star Wars character is really a pirate?… AARRRRGGH-2 D-2! (Star Wars Jokes)
- Why did the pirate go on vacation?… He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH! (Travel Guest Blogs)
- Where do pirates put their trash?… in the GARRRRRRRRRRRBAGE can!
- What is a pirates favorite doll?… BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!
- Where do pirates keep their cookies?… in a jarrrr!!!!
- How did the pirate become a lawyer?… he passed the barrrrr!!!!(Cookie Jokes for Kids)
- Where do pirates like to eat?… the HARRRRRRD rock cafe! (Travel Guest Blogs)
- What are pirates afraid of?… the DARRRRRRRRRRK.
- What did the pirate do to his drowning first mate?… C P ARRRRRRRRR. (Doctor Jokes)
- Where did the pirate put its car when it was done driving it?… the PARRRRRRRRRKING lot, (Car Jokes)
- Why are pirates the coolest?… they just ARRRRRRRR!!!
- Where do pirates keep their weapons?… in an ARRRRRRRRSONAL!
- What’s a pirates favorite fast food restaurant? ………arrrrrr-by’s. (Fast Food Jokes)
- Where do pirates park their ships?… in the harrrrrrbor! (Ocean Jokes)
- Where do pirates get their haircut?… at the barrrrrber! (Barber Jokes)
- Why is there smoke all around the pirate?… He’s smoking a cigarrr.
- Why does the pirate say AED?… He knows medical Jarrrgon. (Doctor Jokes)
- What was the pirate’s golf score?… parrrr. (Golf Jokes)
- Why did the pirate move to Russia?… To be czarrr. (Travel Guest Blogs)
- How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?… A buck an ear! (Biology Jokes)
- How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?… An arm and a leg! (Biology Jokes)
- What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner?… A gAARRRRGGHnish!
- What has 8 arms and 8 legs?… Eight pirates! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- How did the pirate stop smoking?… He used the patch!
- What do you call a pirate that skips class?… Captain Hooky! (180 School Jokes)
- Where do pirates get chocolate?… Carob bean. (Travel Guest Blogs) & Chocolate Jokes)
- Where do pirates drink their beer?… In schooners.
- Which pirate ship has a gate?… Frigate.
- What is a buccaneer?… Pretty high price to pay for corn. (Corn Jokes)
- What does a vegan pirate do in jail?… Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
- Where does a pirate store his workout clothes?… Davy Jone’s Locker.
- What’s Bluebeard’s favorite song?… Doubloon Moon.
- How did the pirate stop smoking?… He used the patch.
- What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?… RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite food?… Arrrrrtichokes.
- Why do pirates never go hiking?… poison oak is deadly with hook. (Hiking Jokes)
- Where do pirates find their birds?… Parrots Without Partners. (Bird Jokes)
- Did you hear about the pirate’s parrot that fell in love with a duck?… The bird kept saying, “Polly wants a quacker.” (Bird Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the young pirate see the R-rated movie?… There was no parrot-al guidance. (Bird Jokes)
- Why does a pirate fear getting older?… He could have arrrrthritus. (Doctor Jokes)
- How do pirates eat on their ships?… Slurp soup on the sloop.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?… A carrot.
- What does a pirate think happens at the end of time?… Arrrrmageddon.
- What exercise is hard for Blackbeard?… Pirate Pilates.
- Who was the pirate’s favorite musician?… Carlos Bandana. (Music Jokes)
- What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes?… A dozen pirates. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Who’s the pirate’s favorite actress?… Diane Cannon.
- How does a pirate, wearing a patch, say “yes” to the leader?… Eye Eye, Captain. (Biology Jokes)
- What does a pirate put on toast?… Jelly Roger. (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- Why did the pirate refuse to say, “Aye, Aye, Captain”?… Because he’s only got one eye. (Biology Jokes)
- What was Bluebeard’s wife’s name?… Peg.
- What’s the smelliest part of a pirate ship?… the poop deck.