- Why is the hockey rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
- What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Top Boxing Jokes)
What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
- Why do NHL players never sweat?… They have to many fans!
- The other day, when I was watching a boxing match on TV, a hockey game broke out!
- Why don’t hockey players drink tea?… Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
- What do college students and a bad NHL team have in common?… They’ve both finished their year by April. (Top College Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a cigarette machine and a bad NHL team?… The machine has Player’s