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- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
- What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel). (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite! (Top Winter Jokes)
- What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?…A cookie sheet!
- Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank.
- If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?…Claustrophobic. (Top Psychology Jokes)
- How do elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle?…Using an “Elf”-evator.
- Elves use what kind of money?…Jingle bills!
- What would you call the twelfth elf that comes to help other 11 elves in the workshop?…The twelf
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell.
- What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Top Elementary Math Jokes)
- What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty
- What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
- What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Top Halloween Jokes)
- How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?… Don’t go around BRRfooted!
- What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?… Snow and Tell!
- How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.