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- Start Your Day with a Smile: 180 School Jokes
- School Jokes for Special Days of the Year
- The World’s Funniest Jokes A-Z
- #1 Holiday Jokes
- Sports Joke of the Day
- 365 Family-Friendly Jokes
- Top 10 Sports Jokes
We will be listing jokes for each day of the year! Days with the most views! Check back for updates!
June
June Jokes & Top Summer Jokes / June Hashtags
- Top Baseball & Softball Jokes
- Father’s Day Jokes
- Flag Day Jokes
- Top Summer Jokes
- National Donut Day Jokes
- Jokes for the Last Day of School
June
- Summer Jokes for Kids
- National Donut Day: Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids) #NationalDonutDay
- National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school, thank your teacher for a great year! (Write a Thank You Letter to A Teacher)
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- World Oceans Day: What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean. #WorldsOceansDay#WorldOceanDay
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- A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring (Top K-12 Jokes)
- Flag Day: How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Christmas Trivia)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the last day of school — no homework ALL SUMMER! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Summer Solstice Jokes: #SummerSolstice
July
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school.
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school. (Top Surfing Jokes)
August
August Jokes & Top Summer Jokes
- Do you know what Betty Crocker cupcakes & a Little League World Series team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (August 24th: Waffle Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Top Little League Baseball Jokes)
- What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (Top Little League Baseball Jokes)
- Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher. (Top Little League Baseball Jokes)
- Why are some umpires fat?…They always clean their plate! (Top Little League Baseball Jokes)
- Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies! (Top Little League Baseball Jokes)
- Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day! (Bats at the Beach is a Great Summer Book! & Top Little League Baseball Jokes)
September Jokes / Top Fall Jokes / September Advertising
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Top Back To School Jokes)
- Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Top Back To School Jokes)
- A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Top Back To School Jokes)
- Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home? Student: The police would make you bring it back! (Top Back To School Jokes)
- Labor Day: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!(Top Labor Day Jokes)
- Grandparents Day: Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone? (Grandparents Day Jokes)
- Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Top NFL Jokes)
- What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9! (Top Math Jokes)
- What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Top Grandparents Day Jokes)
- When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised “Mine says I’m 4 to 6.” (Top Grandparents Day Jokes)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
- Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!(Top Halloween Jokes & Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & Top Geography Jokes)
- Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
- Top Fall Jokes: What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- National Cheeseburger Day: Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll! (French Fry Jokes / Hot Dog Jokes)
- National Talk Like a Pirate Day: What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week / Top 10 Talk Like A Pirate Day Jokes / Top Pirate Jokes)
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP (Top 10 Talk Like A Pirate Day Jokes & Top Pirate Jokes)
- Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
- What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone. (Top Fall Jokes)
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch. (Top Fall Jokes)
- What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (2016 Presidential Election Jokes)
- How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms. (2016 Presidential Election Jokes & George Washington Quotes)
- Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (101 Baseball Jokes)
- What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header! (Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
- What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm. (Can Your Child Read Too Much? & 180 School Jokes)
- What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
October Jokes / October Advertising Opportunities / October Hashtags
- Who are the happiest people at the football game?… The cheerleaders. (College Football Jokes)
- How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper?… They’re both driven by sales! (Columbus Day Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles (College Football Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Why did the deer need braces?… He had buck teeth.
- Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school?… Because two heads are better than one. (180 School Jokes & 365 School Jokes)
- Why did the king go to the dentist?… To get a new crown! (Top Social Studies Jokes / 180 School Jokes / World Smile Day Jokes)
- When is the best time to go to the dentist?… At tooth-hurty (2:30). (180 School Jokes & World Smile Day Jokes)
- What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Top Fall Jokes)
- Where do farmers send their kids to grow?… Kinder-garden. (Top Elementary Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- October 10th: Columbus Day: Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
- What do farmers use to make crop circles?… A Protractor (Top Pi Day Jokes)
- October 12th: National Farmer’s Day: What new crop did the farmer plant?… Beets me!
- What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone. (Top Fall Jokes)
- Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… Because he was out standing in his field! (Top Fall Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (College Football Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (World Series Baseball Jokes)
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Top Geography Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
- Which state does the most laundry?… Washington. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
- Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck! (Top Biology Jokes)
- What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
- What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a double header! (Top Halloween Sports Jokes & Top Baseball Jokes: Page #1 Google Search)
- What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes (Top Science Jokes): What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
- October 24th: United Nations Day Jokes: I Hague to tell you, we do not have too many United Nations Jokes. (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
- What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (World Series Baseball Jokes)
- National Pumpkin Day: Top Pumpkin Jokes: What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?… A pumpkin patch. (Halloween Jokes)
- National Chocolate Day: Chocolate Jokes: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Top College Jokes)
- National Cat Day: Top Cat Jokes: What is a cat’s favorite color?… Purrrple!
- What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…Watch the board and I’ll go through it again. (Top Teacher Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
- Where does a vampire keep his money?… In a blood bank. (Top Biology Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
- October 31st: Top Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
November 2016
November Jokes / November Advertising Opportunities / November Hashtag of the Day
- What month should you never ask to the prom? NO – vember. (November Jokes & Clean Prom Jokes)
- National Sandwich Day: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Top Halloween Jokes & Top High School Jokes)
- Why did the police officer go to the baseball game?… Someone stole second base!(Top World Series Jokes)
- National Candy Day: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear (National Candy Day Jokes)
- Daylight Saving Time: What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Top Sandwich Day Jokes & Top Day Lightsavings Jokes)
- Daylight Saving Time: Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly. (Top Sandwich Day Jokes & Top Day Lightsavings Jokes)
- Election Eve: Presidential Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest / Top Social Studies Jokes / Top 500 U.S. Jokes): What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
- 2016 Election Day Results: Presidential Election Jokes How did George Washington speak to during his 1st presidential campaign?…. In general terms. (Top George Washington Quotes)
- Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
- Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
- Veterans Day: Top Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
- National Pizza Day: What’s the difference between a pizza & our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
- National Pizza Day: Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
- The Beaver Moon: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make?…Wing! Wing! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
- Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Day Jokes)
- Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy. (Top Christmas Jokes)
December 2016
December Jokes / December Advertising Opportunities / December Hashtag of the Day
Snow Day Jokes & Christmas Trivia
- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”!
- What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Top Winter Jokes & Top Christmas Jokes)
- What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel). (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
- If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- December 8th: National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Top Softball Jokes)
- December 25th: Top Christmas Jokes: What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel) (Christmas Trivia / 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z/ Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year (365 Sports Jokes / Top Track & Field Jokes / School Jokes for New Year’s Eve)
January
January Jokes & Top Winter Jokes
- January 1st: New Year’s Day Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
- How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Top Cycling Jokes)
- Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball! (Top Winter Jokes)
- National Spaghetti Day Jokes: What do you call a pasta that is sick?… Mac and sneeze. (Top Winter Jokes)
- National Bird Day: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (101 Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
- What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Elementary School Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)
- What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
- What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
- Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools! (180 School Jokes)
- What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Great Lessons for Psychology and U.S. History)
- What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long? (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Friday the 13th: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Top Cereal Day Jokes)
- Why are bananas good at gymnastics… They do great banana splits! (Top Gymnastics Jokes)
- What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.” (Hat Day Jokes & Biology Jokes)
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect (101 Mole Day Jokes & Top Election Jokes)
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
- What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Quotes)
- Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (National Popcorn Day)
- What is the most popular college for inauguration?… The Electoral College. (Inauguration Day & Top College Jokes)
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade.(Top Star Wars Jokes & Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Great Lessons for Psychology and U.S. History)
- If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
- What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp. (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Top Skiing Jokes)
- Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. (180 School Jokes)
- Did people laugh when the lady fell on the ice?… No, but the ice cracked up. (Top Winter Jokes)
- How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it! (180 School Jokes)
- Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping. (180 School Jokes)
- How do billboards talk?…. Sign language! (180 School Jokes)
February
February Jokes & Top Winter Jokes
- The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- February 2nd: Top Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
- What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Top Cereal Jokes)
- Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Top Candy Jokes)
- What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?… He has only one pupil. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Best school book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re a giant?… High school. (Top High School Jokes)
- What’s the king of all school supplies?… The ruler. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What school teaches you how to greet people?… “Hi” School. (Top High School Jokes)
- What kind of school do you go to if you’re King Arthur?… Knight school. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- February 14th: Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
- Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You said we had to do it without tables! (Top Jokes for Math Teachers)
- Why did the student eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What did the dentist give to the high school marching band?… A TUBA toothpaste. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Why is a math book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.(Top Jokes for Math Teachers).
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?… He didn’t have anybody to take. (any BODY) (Top Biology Jokes)
- February 20th: President’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
- Why was the biology book in the hospital?… Because it hurt his spine. (Top Biology Jokes)
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder?… To reach the high notes. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- PUPIL: “Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?” TEACHER: “Of course not.” PUPIL: “Good, because I haven`t done my homework.” (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
- Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded. (Top Grandparents Day Jokes)
- Teacher: If I had ten apples in my right hand and nine in my left, what would I have?… Student: Huge hands! (Top Jokes for Math Teachers)
- What is a chalkboard’s favorite drink?… hot chalk-olate! (Top Chocolate Jokes)
- Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
March
Top Spring Jokes
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- What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Top Baseball Jokes)
- March 2nd: Dr. Seuss Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Top Christmas Jokes)
- What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I” (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- March 7th: National Pancake Day Jokes: Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped..
- March 7th: National Cereal Day: Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
- March 9th: National Meatball Day: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
- 101 Pi Day Jokes: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Top Math Jokes)
- March 13th: National Napping Day Jokes: Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping!
- March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes: 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pirate Jokes)
- March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: Why did Julius Caesar by crayons?… He wanted to Mark Anthony!
- March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short.
- March 20th: (1st Day of Spring): If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Top Social Studies Jokes & Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
May
Top Spring Jokes
- May 4th: Top 10 Star Wars Jokes (May the 4th be with you!)
- May 14th: Mothers’ Day Jokes & Top Quotes for Mothers
- May 29th: Top Memorial Day Jokes