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- Our sailing trip in Maine was going great… until we were capsized by Augusta wind. (Maine Jokes)
- A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: “mayday mayday. We’re 12 miles out on a capsized boat.” “no can do” Pierre said, “We’ve got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats.”
- Why was the skeleton always left out in a ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
- When is a athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
- What would you get if you crossed a athlete and the Invisible Man?… Sports like no one has ever seen.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad at the sport?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
- Why is a athletic contest the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
- Did you hear about the athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”