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  1. Our sailing trip in Maine was going great… until we were capsized by Augusta wind. (Maine Jokes)
  2. A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: “mayday mayday. We’re 12 miles out on a capsized boat.” “no can do” Pierre said, “We’ve got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats.”
  3. Why was the skeleton always left out in a ?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  5. When is a athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  6. What would you get if you crossed a athlete and the Invisible Man?… Sports like no one has ever seen.
  7. Why was Cinderella such a bad at the sport?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  8. Why is a athletic contest the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  9. Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  10. Did you hear about the athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”