Middle School Jokes: Top Middle School Jokes

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Complete list of K – 12 School Jokes!

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are many more middle school jokes.
  2. Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales!
  3. Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand.
  4. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
  5. How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans! (Top Sports Jokes)
  6. How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
  7. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?…Probably not, he is still sleeping.
  8. What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  9. What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
  10. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation.
  11. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
  12. Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left! (Top Sports Jokes)
  13. Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
  14. I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly.
  15. Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls! (Top Summer Jokes)
  16. Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
  17. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
  18. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
  19. When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
  20. Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.
  21. Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
  22. What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste
  23. Why shouldn’t  you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head.
  24. What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems. (Top Math Jokes)
  25. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  26. Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
  27. What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes)
  28. Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
  29. How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
  30. Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
  31. What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
  32. What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
  33. Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base! (Top Sports Jokes)
  34. Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
  35. Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches. (Top Sports Jokes)
  36. If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine! (Top Math Jokes)
  37. What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
  38. What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!
  39. What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt! (Top Math Jokes)
  40. Why is six afraid of seven?… Because  7 ATE 9! (Top Math Jokes)
  41. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a middle school track meet?…Because it was a head! (Top Sports Jokes)
  42. What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!
  43. Biology Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.
  44. Biology Joke: What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!
  45. Biology Joke: Why did the skeleton hold up the middle school barbecue?…He needed a spare rib.
  46. What did the under-aged middle school student say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch
  47. Did you hear about the middle school student who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?… He’s all right now.
  48. Why was the middle school trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
  49. Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
  50. What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory!

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