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  1. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  2. Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labour Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labour Day?’ (Top Father’s Day Jokes)
  3. Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It works for me!
  4. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
  5. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station?
  6. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
  7. “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” Harry S. Truman  (Top Presidents Day Jokes)
  8. I asked a little girl do you know why we get out of school for Labor Day? She was very enthusiastic to say “It is a time when all the mommys of the world go into labor” (180 School Jokes & Top Mother’s Day Jokes)
  9. If today is labor day, how many babies were born? (Top Mother’s Day Jokes)
  10. My first job was in an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate on the same old boring rind, so I got canned.
  11. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
  12. After that, I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Donut Jokes)
  13. I manufactured calendars, but my days were numbered.
  14. I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job, de-pleating and de-pressing. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  15. I took a job as an upholsterer, but I never recovered.
  16. I tried working in a car muffler factory, but that was exhausting.
  17. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
  18. Then I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude.
  19. I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job.
  20. I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn’t stick with it.
  21. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Top Tennis Jokes)
  22. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain.
  23. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way.
  24. I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
  25. I became a personal trainer in a gym, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
  26. I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  27. Next I was an electrician, but I found the work shocking and revolting, so they discharged me.
  28. I tried my hand at a professional career in racquetball, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Top Racquetball Jokes)
  29. I tried my hand at a professional career in table tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Top Table Tennis Jokes)
  30. I tried being a teacher, but I soon lost my principal, my faculties, and my class. (#1 Teacher Jokes & Top Principal Jokes)
  31. I turned to farming, but I wasn’t outstanding in my field.
  32. I took a job as an elevator operator. The job had its ups and downs, and I got the shaft.
  33. I sold origami, but the business folded.
  34. I took a job at UPS, but I couldn’t express myself.
  35. I tried being a fireman, but I suffered burnout.
  36. I became a banker, but I lacked interest and maturity, and finally withdrew from the job.
  37. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Top Fishing Jokes)
  38. I next worked in a shoe factory, but I just didn’t fit in. They thought I was a loafer, and I got the boot.
  39. I worked at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
  40. So I’ve retired, and I find I’m a perfect fit for this job!