Knock Knock Jokes for Back to School

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More Back to School Jokes… & Top 10 Back to School Jokes

1. 1st Day of School Knock Knock Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
2. Knock Knock!… Who’s there!… B-2!… B-2 who?… B-2 school on time! It is the 1st day! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
3. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to bed, pick your clothes for the 1st day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer – it’s time for school!
5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Boo. Boo who?… Don’t cry, it’s just just the 1st day of school.
6. Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the 1st day of school!
7. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey…. Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to school today? Can’t we have one more day of summer? (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
8. Knock Knock…Who is there?… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, Kiss your mom good-bye! (Teacher Jokes)
9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish it was still summer vacation!
10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?… Just in time for the first day of school.
11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Felix Felix who?… Felix-cited about the new school year.
12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Isabelle… Isabelle who?… Isabelle going to ring to start school?
13. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B4!… B4 who?… B4 you leave for school, make sure you have your backpack!
14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivan… Ivan who?… Ivan as fast as I could so I wouldn’t be late for the school!
15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Goose… Goose who?… Goose see the principal.
16. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B4!… B4 who?… B4 you leave for school, make sure you have your lunch!
17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Fran… Fran who?… Fran-tic on the first day of school.
18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Izzy… Izzy who?… Izzy bus here yet?
19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Goat… Goat who?… Goat to school.
20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Izzy… Izzy tests are my favorite.
21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish we had one more day of summer vacation!
22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Fonda Fonda who?… Fonda my new school.
23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Fonda Fonda who?… Fonda my new classmates.
24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivana… Ivana who?… Ivana be on summer vacation again!
25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish we had one more week of summer vacation!
26. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B4!… B4 who?… B4 you leave for school, make sure you have your lunch money!
27. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Jess!… Jess Who?… Jess (just) wait till I tell you about my first day back to school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
28. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Back to School knock knock jokes.
29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivan… Ivan who?… Ivan as fast as I could so I wouldn’t be late for the bus!
30. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Izzy… Izzy who?… Izzy tests are my favorite.
31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivan… Ivan who?… Ivan as fast as I could so I wouldn’t be late for the 1st period.
32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ivor… Ivor who?… Ivor got my new locker combination!
33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Algy… Algy who?… Algy-bra starts this year…
34. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind blew my homework away! (180 School Jokes)
35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Harriet… Harriet who?… Harriet up or you’ll be late for your first day of school.
36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Isabelle… Isabelle who?… Isabelle going to ring to end school?
37. Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about back to school?
40. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school! (Back to School Jokes)
41. Knock Knock…Who is there?… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, Kiss your dad good-bye! (Teacher Jokes)
42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Isabelle… Isabelle who?… Isabelle going to ring to end lunch?
43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Isabelle… Isabelle who?… Isabelle going to ring to start lunch?
44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Isabelle… Isabelle who?… Isabelle going to ring to start recess?
45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Isabelle… Isabelle who?… Isabelle going to ring to end recess?
46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… I… I who?… I-pods aren’t allowed in school.
47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ima… Ima who?.. Ima going to ace this school year.
48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ima… Ima who?.. Ima going to get strait A’s.
49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Ima… Ima who?.. Ima going to make honor roll.
50. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to school shopping! (Back to School Jokes)
51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school!
52. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to football practice! (Football Jokes)
53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Gino… Gino who? Gino who your new teacher is?
54. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pencil… Pencil who?… Never mind, this is pointless. (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
55. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4 ! B-4 who?… B-4 you go to bed, do your homework! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good back to school knock-knock joke?
57. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to soccer practice! (Soccer Jokes)
58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Fonda Fonda who?… Fonda my new teacher.
59. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to volleyball practice! (Volleyball Jokes)
60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hole… Hole who?… Hole-y cow school is starting today.
61. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hole… Hole who?… Hole-y guacamole school is starting today.
62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good back to school knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
63. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cross country practice!
64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Fiona… Fiona who?… Fiona lookout for the teacher.
65. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey… Dewey who?… Dewey get the whole week off from homework?
66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Irish… Irish who?… Irish it was still summer!
67. Knock Knock Who’s there?… Gluck… Gluck who?… Gluck in school this year.
68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Harv… Harv who?.. Harv you ready to go back to school?
69. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to field hockey practice!
70. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta go back to cheerleading practice!
71. Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the 1st day of school — no homework!