1st Day of School: Back to School Jokes: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year.
September 5th: Labor Day: Top Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
September 11th: Grandparents Day: Grandparents Day Jokes: Knock!
Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma…
Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?…
Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?
September 17th: Constitution Day: Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!
September 22nd: First Day of Fall: Fall Jokes: What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
October 2016
October Jokes & Fall Jokes
October 10th: Columbus Day: Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet!
October 23rd: 101 Mole Day Jokes (Top Science Jokes): What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together.
October 31st: Top Halloween Jokes: The
nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the
invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
November 2016
November
Top 10 Geography Week Jokes
November 8th: Election Day: Presidential Election Jokes (Electoral College: Highest to Lowest / Top Social Studies Jokes / Top 500 U.S. Jokes): What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College.
November 11th: Top Veterans Day Jokes: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes & Top Arbor Day Jokes)
November: Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
December 2016
December 25th: Top Christmas Jokes: What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel) (Christmas Trivia / 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Top Elementary School Jokes)
January 2017
January Jokes & Top Winter Jokes
January 1st: New Year’s Day Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year!
February 2017
February Jokes & Top Winter Jokes
February 2nd: Top Ground Hog Day Jokes: What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash.
February 14th: Top 25 Valentine’s Day Jokes: Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty!
February 20th: President’s Day Jokes: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?…. Ape Lincoln!
March 2017
Top Spring Jokes
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March 14th: 101 Pi Day Jokes
May 2017
Top Spring Jokes
May 4th: Top 10 Star Wars Jokes (May the 4th be with you!)
May 14th: Mothers’ Day Jokes & Top Quotes for Mothers
May 29th: Top Memorial Day Jokes
June 2017
June Jokes & Top Summer Jokes
- Top Baseball & Softball Jokes
- Father’s Day Jokes
- Flag Day Jokes
- Top Summer Jokes
- National Donut Day Jokes
July 2017
July Jokes & Top Summer Jokes
July 13th: National French Fry Day: What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
July 23rd: National Hot Dog Day: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
May Jokes