Happy Halloween: Top 33 Halloween Jokes for Kids

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#FF @American_Heart @WSJ Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs

  1. What tops off a ghost’s @Friendlys @benandjerrys ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream.  http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  2. What did the ghost say to the man at the @DunkinDonuts & @Starbucks #coffee shop? Scream or sugar! http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  3. #FF @nytimes @EmpireStateBldg Which building does Dracula visit in #NewYork? The Vampire State Building. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #ESBOO #NYC
  4. Where do most werewolves live?… In Howllywood, #California http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  5. #FF @GamecockFB Where do most goblins live?… in North and South Scarolina. #SC http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  6. #FF @Porsche Where does a ghost refuel his porche?…At a ghastly station. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  7. #FF @petco What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?…. sour-puss http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs  #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  8. How can you tell when a vampire has been to @DunkinDonuts?All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs
  9. #FF @CountryMusic @willienelson What songs does Dracula hate? “You Are My Sunshine” http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #CMAawards
  10. #FF @AmerDentalAssn Why did Dracula go to the dentist?… He had a fang-ache. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  11. #FF @petco What type of dog does every vampire have?… Bloodhound! http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  12. #FF @NEAtoday @AFTunion @Massteacher What do witches learn in school? #Spelling http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  13. #FF @AmerDentalAssn Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  14. #FF @Colgate @Crest @BrianLiesbooksWhy did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween
  15. #FF @KelloggsUS What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  16. #FF @petco What did the bird say on #Halloween?… Trick or tweet! http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015
  17. #FF @American_Heart @WSJ Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  18. #FF @QueenWillRock What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song?… Another one bites the dust! http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015
  19. #FF @thorogoodmusic What is a Skeleton’s favorite song?… Bad to the Bone! http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween
  20. #FF @Buick Whats a ghost’s favorite type of car?… A boo-ick http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween #ThatsABuick
  21. #FF @RegalMovies Where do ghost go for fun?…To the boo-vies http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween2015 #Halloween #HappyHalloween
  22. #FF @GoldsGym @PlanetFitness Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights?… He’s all bone & no muscle. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween
  23. #FF @girlscouts Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?… The Ghoul Scouts. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #HappyHalloween
  24. #FF @RinglingBros @BigAppleCircus What is Dracula’s favorite #circus act?… He always goes for the juggler! http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #HappyHalloween
  25. #FF @Fandango What is a vampire’s favorite dance?… The Fang-Dango. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #HappyHalloween
  26. #FF @dan_aykroyd What is a ghost’s favorite band?… The Boos Brothers http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #HappyHalloween
  27. #FF @BurgerKing What is Dracula’s favorite restaurant?… Murder King http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #HappyHalloween
  28. What is a Ghost’s favorite food?… @BurgerKing @Wendys @McDonalds HamBoogers http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #HappyHalloween
  29. #FF @BrachsCandyUSA What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?… Candy corneas. http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween #CandyCornDay
  30. #FF @Disney @WaltDisneyWorld @DisneyParks What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?… Bamboo.http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween
  31. #FF @DisneyAnimation @DisneyStudios @DisneyPixar What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween
  32. #FF @NEAtoday @AFTunion @Massteacher What would you get if you crossed a vampire & a teacher? Lots of blood tests! http://bit.ly/1R5QFQs #Halloween

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