Field Trip Jokes: Top School Field Trip Jokes

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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the world’s best field trip jokes!
2. Superman Jokes: Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid…. he already had super vision.
3. Dog Jokes: Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show!
4. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the field trip?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
5. Cat Jokes: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum.
6. Friday the 13th Jokes: What kind of snack do you have during a field trip on Friday the 13th?…. I scream (ice cream).
7. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the field trip to the Chocolate Chip cookie factory?… It is crummy.
8. How do small children travel to field trips?… In mini-vans!
9. Illinois Jokes: What state has the loudest field trips?… ILL-I-NOISE!
10. Movie Jokes: Where do actors go on field trips to?… The Hollywoods!
11. What kind of snack do you have during a field trip to a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream).
12. Donut Jokes: What type of donut pilot’s do you take to a field trip to the Wright Brothers National Park?… A plain (plane) donut!
13. Sesame Street Jokes: Did you hear the field trip joke to Sesame Street to see the Cookie Monster?… It is crummy.
14. What do the robot have for a snack on the field trip?… Computer chips!
15. Constitution Jokes: When we had a school trip to an aviary on Independence Day, we noticed that the ducks were given a certain inalienable right. Turns out, they had a duck-leration of independence.
16. Did you hear the field trip joke about the cookie factory?… It is crummy.
17. Music Jokes: What is a rapper’s favorite toy to bring on a field trip?…a yo – YO!
18. Movie Jokes: Where do cows go on field trips?…MOOOOvies
19. Candy Jokes: What type of bear can you bring on a school field trip?… AGummy bear!
20. Why did the cookie cry on the field trip?…He was feeling crumby.
21. Why did the computer miss the field trip?…It had a virus.
22. Social Studies Jokes: What is a snake’s favorite type of field trip?…Hissss-tory!
23. Ghost Jokes: What kind of pants do ghosts wear on a field trip?…Boo jeans!
24. Milk Jokes: My class went on a field trip to a farm and saw a pampered cow?… It was spoiled milk.
25. Dog Jokes: What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog.
26. Dentist Jokes: What did the dentist give to the marching band before they went on the band field trip?…A TUBA toothpaste.
27. Pirate Jokes: Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear on the field trip?… To hide his booty!
28. Art Jokes: Did I tell you the joke about the Art Museum ceiling on our field trip?…Oh forget it. It’s over your head.
29. Art Jokes: On the field trip to the art museum, what did the picture say to the wall?… I was framed!
30. Skeleton Jokes: Why didn’t the skeleton go on the field trip?…He had NO BODY to go with.
31. Ocean Jokes: What did the ocean say to students on the Whale Watching field trip?…Nothing. He waved.
32. Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)!
33. Skeleton Jokes: What does a skeleton order at the snack bar on the field trip?…A coke and a mop.
34. Bee Jokes: What is a witch’s type of field trip?… Going to a spelling bee.
35. Did you hear about the student who lost his left arm and leg in a field trip bus crash?… He’s all right now.
36. Fishing Jokes: Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools!
37. What is a robot’s favorite snack on a field trip? … Computer chips!
38. What is a frog’s favorite drink on a field trip? … “croak – a – cola”
39. April Jokes: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring? … Pilgrims.
40. What kind of witch bring on the field trip for lunch? …  a SAND witch (sandwich)!
41. Bird Jokes: What do you call a bird that is sad to be going on a field trip? … A Blue Bird!
42. Fishing Jokes: What do you call a fish with no I’s at the aquarium? … A Fssssssh!
43. Music Jokes: Why did the boy stare at the school bus’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
44. When is a theater clumsy on a field trip?….When the curtain falls.
45. Camping Jokes: How was that school camping crip?…Intense (in-tents)!
46. Why did the boy throw the butter out the window of the bus on the field trip?… To see a butterfly!
47. Fishing Jokes: What do you call a fish with two knees?….A two nee fish!
48. Bird Jokes: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?….Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bay gulls (bagels)!
49. What is the loudest state for a high school field trip?… ILL-I-NOISE!
50. What is the loudest state for a middle school field trip?… ILL-I-NOISE!
51. What is the loudest state for a elementary school field trip?… ILL-I-NOISE!