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Top Fall Jokes

  1. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes)
  2. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone.
  3. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch.
  4. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm.
  5. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
  6. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
  7. Why do trees hate tests?… Because they get stumped by the questions. (365 School Jokes)
  8. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  9. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash.
  10. Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall.
  11. What falls in autumn?… Leaves!
  12. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  13. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch!
  14. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall.
  15. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth.
  16. What will fall on the lawn first?  An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? (Top Christmas JokesChristmas Trivia Answers)
  17. Why do birds fly south in the Fall?… Because it’s too far to walk.
  18. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  19. Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top Sports Jokes)
  20. A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”
  21. How does an Elephant get out of a tree?… Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
  22. What has ears but can’t hear a thing?… A cornfield.
  23. What kind of coat goes on wet?… A coat of paint.
  24. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd.
  25. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?… Because the corn has ears.
  26. What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  27. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash.
  28. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. (Top Halloween Jokes)