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May

  1. “Judge me by my size, do you?” Yoda (Star Wars QuotesStar Wars Jokes)
  2. “Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.” Yoda (Star Wars QuotesStar Wars Jokes)
  3. “A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.” Yoda (Star Wars QuotesStar Wars Jokes)
  4. “Do or do not, there is no try!” Yoda (Star Wars QuotesStar Wars Jokes)
  5. “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.” Yoda (Star Wars QuotesStar Wars Jokes)

March

  1. “Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It’s not.” (Top 50 Dr. Seuss Quotes, Dr. Seuss Jokes, & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
  2. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself, any direction you choose.” (Top 50 Dr. Seuss QuotesDr. Seuss Jokes, & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
  3. “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”  Mark Twain (Top Mark Twain Quotes, World Book Day Jokes, #WorldBookDay)
  4. “The more that you read, the more things you will know, the more that you learn, the more places you’ll go.” Dr. Seuss (Top 50 Dr. Seuss QuotesDr. Seuss Jokes, & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
  5. “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” (Top 50 Dr. Seuss QuotesDr. Seuss Jokes, & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
  6. “Everybody hears, but few listen.” Bobby Knight (Top Bobby Knight Quotes)
  7. “Effective teamwork begins and ends with communication.” Coach K (Top Coach K Quotes)
  8. “Love is the greatest word in our language.” John Wooden (Top 25 John Wooden Quotes)
  9. “Earn the right to be proud and confident.” John Wooden (Top 25 John Wooden Quotes)
  10. “It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  11. “Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you that mine are still greater.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  12. “Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  13. “Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  14. “A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future.” Albert Einstein (Top Albert Einstein Quotes)
  15. “Big things are accomplished only through the perfection of minor details.” John Wooden (Top 25 John Wooden Quotes)
  16. “If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that’s a full day. That’s a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you’re going to have something special.” Jim Valvano  (Top 25 Jim Valvano Quotes)
  17. “My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” John F. Kennedy (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  18. “There are 86,400 seconds in a day. It’s up to you to decide what to do with them.” Jim Valvano  (Top 25 Jim Valvano Quotes)

December

  1. “An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” Bill Vaughan (Top 15 New Year’s Day Quotes)
  2. “Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.” Bill Vaughan (Top 15 New Year’s Day Quotes)

 

January

  1. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” Joey Adams (Top 15 New Year’s Day Quotes)
  2. “Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.” Lord Tennyson, 1850 (Top 15 New Year’s Day Quotes)
  3. “Each year we need all the more to seek peace and comfort in the joyful simplicities.” Woman’s Home Companion December 1915 (365 Quotes for Moms)
  4. “There are years that ask questions and years that answer.” Zora Neale Hurston (365 Quotes for Moms)
  5. “You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.” Joe E. Lewis (365 Quotes for Moms)
  6. “There is a no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits on the world.” Robert Louis Stevenson (365 Quotes for Moms)
  7. “Begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it were the only one we had.” Elisabeth Kubler-Ross (365 Quotes for Moms)
  8. “A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.” Henry Brooks Adams (Top Education Quotes)
  9. “Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.” B. F. Skinner (Top Education Quotes)
  10. “Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.” Nelson Mandela (Top Nelson Mandela Quotes)
  11. “No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit.” Hellen Keller (365 Quotes for Moms)
  12. “Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?” “Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand. “I just wanted to be sure of you.”A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (Top 25 A.A. Great Quotes)
  13. “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (Top 25 A.A. Great Quotes)
  14. “We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered. A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (Top 25 A.A. Great Quotes)
  15. Piglet: “How do you spell love?” Pooh: “You don’t spell it, you feel it.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (Top 25 A.A. Great Quotes)
  16. “If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.” A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (Top 25 A.A. Great Quotes)
  17. “The time is always right to do the right thing.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  18. “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.” Martin Luther King Jr. “Letter from Birmingham Jail,” 16 April 1963 (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  19. “Life’s most persistent and urgent questions is, ‘What are you doing for others?’” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  20. “Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy to a friend.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  21. “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  22. “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.” Martin Luther King Jr. Strength to Love (1963)
  23. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  24. “Intelligence plus character – that is the goal of true education.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  25. “Only in the darkness can you see the stars.” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  26. “If a man hasn’t discovered something he will die for, he isn’t fit to live.” Speech in Detroit, Michigan on June 23, 1963 (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  27. “On some positions, Cowardice asks the question, ‘Is it safe?’ Expediency asks the question, ‘Is it politic?’ And Vanity comes along and asks the question, ‘Is it popular?’ But Conscience asks the question ‘Is it right?’” Martin Luther King Jr. (Top Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes)
  28. “The Challenger crew was pulling us into the future, and we’ll continue to follow them.” Ronald Reagan (Top Presidents Day Jokes)
  29. “The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.” Aristotle (Top Education Quotes)
  30. “Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of man.” Horace Mann (Top Horace Mann Quotes)
  31. “Tell me and I forget, teach me and I may remember, involve me and I learn.” Benjamin Franklin (Top Ben Franklin Quotes)

February
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  1. “Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher.” Japanese Proverb (Top Education Quotes)
  2. “To love onself is the beginning of a life-long romance.” Oscar Wilde (Top Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  3. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” John Dewey (Top Education Quotes)
  4. “Don’t give up. Don’t ever give up.” Jimmy Valvano#WorldCancerDay (Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
  5. “Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul.” Jimmy Valvano#WorldCancerDay(Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
  6. “The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.” Vince Lombardi (Top Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  7. “The quality of a person’s life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.” Vince Lombardi (Top Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  8. “….I firmly believe that any man’s finest hours – his greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear – is that moment when he has worked his heart out in good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle – victorious.” Vince Lombardi (Top Vince Lombardi Quotes)
  9. “What a teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.” Karl Menninger (Top Education Quotes)
  10. “The best teachers teach from the heart, not from the book.” Unknown (Top Education Quotes)
  11. “Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.” Oliver Wendell Holmes (Top Education Quotes)
  12. “An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.” Ben Franklin (Ben Franklin Quotes)
  13. “It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.” George Washington (George Washington Quotes)
  14. “When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.” Thomas Jefferson (Thomas Jefferson Quotes)
  15. “The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon.” George Washington (George Washington Quotes)
  16. “In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock.” Thomas Jefferson (Thomas Jefferson Quotes)
  17. “Where liberty dwells, there is my country.” Ben Franklin (Top Education Quotes)
  18. “I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” Thomas Jefferson (Thomas Jefferson Quotes)
  19. “Discipline yourself and others won’t need to.” John Wooden (Top 25 John Wooden Quotes)
  20. “Congratulations! Today is your day!” Dr. Seuss (Top 50 Dr. Seuss Quotes)
  21. “Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” Dr. Seuss (Top 50 Dr. Seuss Quotes)