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- Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?… He was trying to make both ends meet!
- Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?… Because you can’t bury them in trees!
- What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?… A collie-flower!
- Why do dogs wag their tails?… “Because no one else will do it for them!”
- What is the dogs favorite city?… New Yorkie!
- Who is the dogs favorite comedian?… Growlcho Marx!
- What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?… “Well, doggone!”
- What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
- How can you tell if you have a stupid dog?.. It chases parked cars!
- Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Arbor Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot?… Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw! (Top Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
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Why did the dog cross the road?… To get to the “barking” lot!
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What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?… A bloodhound!
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What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?… A golden receiver!
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What does my dog and my phone have in common?… They both have collar I.D.
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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?… Dingo Starr!
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What do you call a dog magician?… A labracadabrador.
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What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?… a Greyhound Buzz.
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What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf.
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Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart? A: He was CON-fused!
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What do you call a frozen dog? A: A pupsicle
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What did the skeleton say to the puppy? A: bonappetite
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A: A friend you can count on.
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Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse? A: It was a dog and pony show.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? A: The collie wobbles!
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What do you call a black Eskimo dog? A: A dusky husky!
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What do you call a cold dog? A: A Chilli Dog.
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How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog? A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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When does a dog go “moo”? A: When it is learning a new language!
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What kind of dog chases anything red? A: A Bulldog.
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What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: It barked with de-light!
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What is a dogs favorite instrument? A: A trombone.
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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower!
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What’s a dog’s ideal job? A: Barkeology
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Why don’t blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the dog.
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What do you call a dog that goes to the bathroom indoors? A: A pet project.
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What do dogs and story tellers have in common? A: They both have tails!
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What kind of dog likes taking a bath? A: a shampoodle!
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What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur? A: It starts raining cats and dogs.
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What is a dog’s favorite sport? A: Formula 1 drooling!
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What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk? A: A Great Dane out!
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Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema? A: Anywhere it wants to!
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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy? A: “I must throw that doggie out the window!”
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Why did the dog wear white sneakers? A: Because his boots were at the menders!
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What is a dog’s favorite food? A: Anything that is on your plate!
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What is the only kind of dog you can eat? A: A hot dog!
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What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it? A: A sausage dog!
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What did the cat say to the dog? A: Check meow-t!
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What do you do if your dog eats your pen? A: Use a pencil instead!
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah? A: A dog that chases cars – and catches them!
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs? A: You can step in a poodle!
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What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket? A: Sparky.
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Where did the dog fall asleep? A: In the barking lot.
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What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni.
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What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat? A: Ten After One.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex? A: A watch dog.
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Why was the cat scared of the tree? A: Because of its bark.
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear? A: A petticoat!
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What do you call a dog with a fever? A: A hot dog.
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What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion? A: A terrified postman!
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Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote? A: Because they always it the Paws button!
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What did the dog say to the sandpaper? A: Ruff.
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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? A: His bark was much worse than it’s bite!
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Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker? A: Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
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What do you call a dog with a surround sound system? A: a Sub-woofer.
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What do dogs eat for breakfast? A: Pooched eggs.
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What is a dogs favorite flower? A: Anything in your garden!
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What dog wears contact lenses? A: A cock-eyed spaniel!
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What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A: A Spelling Bee.
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What’s a dog favorite hobby? A: Collecting fleas!
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What did the dog say to the tree? A: Bark
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How does a dog stop a video? A: By pressing the paws button.
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What is the fastest dog in the world? A: A Labraghini.
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Where do you put barking dogs? A: In a barking lot. Q
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What was the special offer at the pet store this week? A: Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!
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Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? A: The re-tail store.
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What did the dog say to the flea? A: Stop bugging me! Q
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny? A: a chili dog on a bun!
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Why did the dog stay in the shade? A: Because he did not want to turn into a hot dog.
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Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard? A: Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
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What do you do when your dog goes missing in the forest? A: Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark.
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What do you do when the UPS man apologizes for smashing your stuff? A: You call off the dogs.
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal? A: That hit the spots!
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Have you read the book Raising Dogs? A: No? you should it’s a pup-up book.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice? A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena? A: I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs!
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What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?… Cockerpoodledoo!
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What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories? A: A shaggy dogs tale!
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I asked my dog what’s that thing on top of the house? And the he said “Roof Roof”.
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What did the tree say to the dog? Tree: Do you like bark? Dog: What do you think? I bark every day of my life.