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  1. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top Geography Jokes)
  2. California Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Adnreas faults. (Top Geography Jokes)
  3. What did the California flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
  4. If the LA Lakers were chasing the San Fransisco Giants, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Basketball Jokes)
  5. Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
  6. What do Magic Johnson and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
  7. Did you hear about the map of California that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian. (Top Geography Jokes)
  8. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Sacramento River! (Top Geography Jokes)
  9. Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
  10. What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  11. What is the tallest building in the California?… The Los Angeles Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  12. Why does the Joe Montana know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
  13. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The California Freeway Turnpike!
  14. What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Top Geography Jokes)
  15. What do Steve Young and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
  16. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Hollywood. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Hollywood! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  17. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The San Joaquin River! (Top Geography Jokes)
  18. If a plane crashed on the border of California and Oregon, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
  19. If a plane crashed on the border of California and Nevada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
  20. If a plane crashed on the border of California and Arizona, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
  21. Why don’t you see penguins Monteray Bay Aquarium in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)