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- What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top Geography Jokes)
- California Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their San Adnreas faults. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What did the California flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
- If the LA Lakers were chasing the San Fransisco Giants, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Basketball Jokes)
- Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
- What do Magic Johnson and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Did you hear about the map of California that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian. (Top Geography Jokes)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Sacramento River! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Where do you find the Pacific Ocean without water?… On a map! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What is the tallest building in the California?… The Los Angeles Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- Why does the Joe Montana know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend.
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The California Freeway Turnpike!
- What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What do Steve Young and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Hollywood. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Hollywood! (Top Teacher Jokes)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The San Joaquin River! (Top Geography Jokes)
- If a plane crashed on the border of California and Oregon, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
- If a plane crashed on the border of California and Nevada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
- If a plane crashed on the border of California and Arizona, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Top Geography Jokes)
- Why don’t you see penguins Monteray Bay Aquarium in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Top Geography Jokes)